The average lifespan of a donkey in a developed country is 27 yearsThe average lifespan of a UK citizen is around 81 years, wheras the age of consent in Britain is 16 - so around 20% into someone's life they're no longer underage.
By the same standards, the age of consent in donkey years is 5. But the question still remains.... How do you get a donkey's consent?
(By the same standards, the age of consent in donkey years is 5. But the question still remains.... How do you get a donkey's consent?
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:22,
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indeed.I think you can only tell if a donkey consents by actually buggering it. You'll know right away.
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smearballs double bag it!,
Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:33,
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It makes him soundless stable
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 27 Jul 2013, 22:58,
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Lets put it another way, if you haven't been kicked over the fence it doesn't mind.I asked a psychologist friend with veterinary experience and she said a lot of these dumb animals (sheep, goats etc.) will let anyone mount them when in heat...
As for buggery, Wellies, leather jacket and helmet might be required PPE. You'd look pretty silly though.
(As for buggery, Wellies, leather jacket and helmet might be required PPE. You'd look pretty silly though.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:36,
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