No,
but a mechanic keeps following me around. I can't say I'm keen on the smell myself. To quote an obscure song, my normal pong is Jack and water mixed with Estee Lauder.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:28,
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You maybe need to frequent more lesbian biker bars.......
Normal pong you say? Woman once asked me "Are you single" "Why" I replied "Do I smell that fusty?"
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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