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# No brainer man tv...
Get home from work, shower, take away, spliff and wine, an hour of a guy on a bike, a fight, a chase, another fight, stummble to bed none vexed for work the next day.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:30, archived)
# with me, it's i.d channel or discovery
but tonight, it'll be thai fish soup, comfy nightie and top gear, followed by the white queen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Just realized it's nearly 7 years since I stopped smoking dope, excepte an odd one every six months or so.
I don't know what the i,d channal is and I don't have discovery, mainly find ficking through all the chanals of shite, settling on triple DDD on food network and reruns of supermarket sweep and bullseye!haha, none taxing no brainer tv, I only put it on late on when I'm lying down pissed and can't take anything in :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:43, archived)
# i.d is all true crime stuff and serial killers
haven't smoked weed in ages, i'm far too paranoid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I found half a spliff the kids had dropped in the garage area a few months back...
Rerolled it smoked it, turned me into a gibbering wreck and had three wanks in an hour.... sure it wasn't just green in there..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:05, archived)
# you have no idea how much this is making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Didn't make me giggle at the time....
I'd planned a single wank followed by dinner..... did make my mates laugh though when I told them!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:13, archived)
# i'm not surprised :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Pedro's on the front page...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:20, archived)
# *checks*
so he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:23, archived)
# You and me shall stand shoulder to shoulder in our steadfast refusal to accept one...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:26, archived)
# accept?
i've never had one offered!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Shit biscuits should have been placed there even without your approval.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:33, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Aw come on...if a lowlife like Pedro can get one, then there's still hope for someone like you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I'm not fit to be the scrapings off the bottom of his shoe after he's just cleaned his own bottom with the sole...
Plus I don't want a sympathy front page like his..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Shop a cat.
Catz are not jokes.
So how did he get a FP?
Check his knees...I bet they're red.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Wonder if he spat or swallowed...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 16:53, archived)
# exactly!
wait ...what?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:07, archived)