Some say start at the Neck of Pearls and follow the glistening flow.Others say seek the Navel of Lint and head North.
Still others say: Go thee straight to the Forest of Minge whereupon the Burrowing Snake's Moistened Lair is concealed. Such folk do not heed the danger of the Brachyura of Misfortune and can only end up in despair.
Then again there's always the cave round the back, innit.
(Still others say: Go thee straight to the Forest of Minge whereupon the Burrowing Snake's Moistened Lair is concealed. Such folk do not heed the danger of the Brachyura of Misfortune and can only end up in despair.
Then again there's always the cave round the back, innit.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 28 Jul 2013, 17:35,
archived)