fancy a drink sometime?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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get your moobs away from him, bitch! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:07,
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*applies nipple tassles and starts "twerking"*back off! I'm working this show!
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:10,
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*greases pole and applies glitter*not on my watch, fucker!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:12,
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*lubes up, inserts a firework, does a handstand and writes Jabberwoc's name in the sky*learn from the pro missus
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17,
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you got the pro bit righti hear they've named a wing after you in the G.U.M clinic
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:18,
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you just sound like a jealous old bint, you can't handle this much hot sauce*works it*
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:22,
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don't make me pull out the big guns Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:24,
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I haven't even pulled out my little guns yet!oh wait, no, that sounds bad.
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:25,
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aaaww, toasty's got a little pea-shooter how sweet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:26,
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not surprised, tbhgoing home soon anyway, just got to make mum's tea
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:34,
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