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nah

i've done it once with noodles, but that was an accident. i did a sniff/cough thing and next minute, noodle nostrils!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)

i've also been known to sneeze ham

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)

As long as you don't touch it as well...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)

it does freak people out when it happens at parties, though. buffet ham seems to be the worst culprit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)

Do you ever get to the point where you put it back on the buffet

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)

no, it's only little bits

something to do with having a deviated septum, apparently.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)

you could get a job in a quiche factory as a chopper of the ham

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)

i'd eat the quiche

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)

Supermarket quiche is nasty..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)

i can't help it :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)

I used to enjoy a greggs quiche....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)

i love quiche

and now i'm off home while the rain's stopped

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:47, archived)