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# With enough chicken stem cells I'm sure we could grow new cloacas and scientifically with science attach them to chickens
Eventually, all chicksen will be this way.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# sod that
If we had the technology to grow more cloacae, I'd stick them all over myself instead.

I've always felt like I just don't have enough orifices.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# The future will be genetics to order
Jesus... the furries.

JESUS CHRIST! THE FURRIES

Well, that's me pretty much put of every meal until I die.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Oh my. That is quite the profound thought
In all seriousness, when the biological technology is available, real-life furries will probably be as common as trannies. There'll be some werewolf-looking motherfucker just buying a manga comic down your local newsagents and nobody will bat an eyelash.

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE FUTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# he'll be reading a manga comic about an ordinary human who has a completely typical job in an extremely generic town
and quite ordinary things happen to him

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE CRAZY I SAY

but yeah, this shit is going to happen.


edit to add: nobody will bat their ONE HUGE GIGANTIC EYELASH OVER THEIR SINGLE HUGE EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Bourbon Foxs' time will have come.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# some people will want to be magical flying horses
The technology may ultimately exist.

We're fucked. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# "Well Doctor, I've always felt like a unicorn trapped in a man's body"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Well, this is the basis of some very disturbing self published scifi novel isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# or some erotic My Little Pony fan-fiction you'd find find on a forum in some dark, creepy corner of the internet
*cough* Deviantart *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:12, archived)
# I was shocked to find there's a subculture of bronies
that bronies consider strange.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Now that IS disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# It's also the basis of a South Park episode
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Mu
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)