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# happy times


evening fellow nocturnal b3tans. how are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:59, archived)
# is this a scene from Cameron's badger cull party?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# no, i've been tapping into Brian May's nightmares
or his dirty, wet dreams. who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Oh, come on - you're not fooling anyone.
This is a leaked plotline from the new Capaldi Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# The best thing about Capaldi getting a job on such a family friendly show
despite his foul-mouthed track record, is that there might be hope for me finding work in childrens television yet
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# SCENE - MITTENS THE KITTEN - BEDROOM
SOUND OF ALARM

MITTENS YAWNS AND BLINKS CUTELY

LEAPS OUT OF BED AND BRUSHES TEETH AND HAS A NICE BOWL OF BREAKFAST

MITTENS GRABS SCHOOLBAG

MITTENS HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL NOW, OPENS DOOR, THE SUN IS SHINING OUTSIDE



FOR 20 MINUTES

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# That would be the best kids show ever!!
Shame children have to always be so fucking sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# They aren't though, well, some ar
ok some would be mentally trauma but meh

some would find it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
# This is set in Glasgow, right?
You missed that bit out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:39, archived)
# Yes, it's set on the Idyllic seaside resort of Malkieheid
There'll be all kinds of fun characters based on various cute cats!

Mrs Pies the librarian, she's very "popular" and even has her own little mail order company.

PC Shrapnel looks after law and order, he sometimes has blackouts due to his war wound but like, hahah, he'd just be traumatised even more by the things he does if he remembered them.

Billy Tom, Mittens friend, haha, he's always very naughty! But it's only a crime if he's caught being naughty! haha, what a scamp.

Old Puss Tom, Billy's Daddy, but they... don't often talk about him.. .. I don't know why, haha, small towns, always funny characters!

Jess the Post Cat, she's always willing to lend a paw to the locals, she's also got a doll called part or something.. it's... very realistic, it's tied to the back door of her post van, I think it's some kind of talking doll, sounds a bit sad, haha, maybe it has low batteries or something.

And loads of other cute characters I can't be arsed to contemplate anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:48, archived)
#
i am so glad that i do not own a television.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# This is turning into some sort of weegie Happy Tree Friends
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds fine to me, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Fine, completely omit hitler. Fine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
# I'm sorry man
I'm real sorry, Hitler fans, this was inexcusable.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:24, archived)
# much better now
thanks for posting
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# FINE
IGNORE ME THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# *cradles*
there there. would you like a lullaby?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# ooh please!
can we do my favourite again?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# ok... sing along if you want
Hush little artifus, don't you frown
Mama's gonna sell you to a clown
And if that circus clown needs sex
He'll shatter your little pelvis then break your neck
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
# ...zzzZZzzz...
*sucks thumb*

^ this story needs to be animated
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha Four Cheek Chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# Four-arsed chicken?....imagine the egg production.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# One bum's for eggs, one for shit and the other for chickenpiss
sweet, sugary chickenpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Better organised than the original arrangement.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
# I've found the standard cloaca to be far too unorganised
and barely time efficient
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)
# With enough chicken stem cells I'm sure we could grow new cloacas and scientifically with science attach them to chickens
Eventually, all chicksen will be this way.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# sod that
If we had the technology to grow more cloacae, I'd stick them all over myself instead.

I've always felt like I just don't have enough orifices.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:31, archived)
# The future will be genetics to order
Jesus... the furries.

JESUS CHRIST! THE FURRIES

Well, that's me pretty much put of every meal until I die.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# Oh my. That is quite the profound thought
In all seriousness, when the biological technology is available, real-life furries will probably be as common as trannies. There'll be some werewolf-looking motherfucker just buying a manga comic down your local newsagents and nobody will bat an eyelash.

Ladies and Gentlemen... THE FUTURE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
# he'll be reading a manga comic about an ordinary human who has a completely typical job in an extremely generic town
and quite ordinary things happen to him

IT'S ALL GOING TO BE CRAZY I SAY

but yeah, this shit is going to happen.


edit to add: nobody will bat their ONE HUGE GIGANTIC EYELASH OVER THEIR SINGLE HUGE EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Bourbon Foxs' time will have come.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# some people will want to be magical flying horses
The technology may ultimately exist.

We're fucked. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# "Well Doctor, I've always felt like a unicorn trapped in a man's body"
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Well, this is the basis of some very disturbing self published scifi novel isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:01, archived)
# or some erotic My Little Pony fan-fiction you'd find find on a forum in some dark, creepy corner of the internet
*cough* Deviantart *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:12, archived)
# I was shocked to find there's a subculture of bronies
that bronies consider strange.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Now that IS disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# It's also the basis of a South Park episode
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Mu
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Boil it first, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# poultry urine contains far too much pectine for this
so forms a pissy marmalade when boiled. i prefer my chicken wee runny, so i'll take the risk
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:22, archived)
# I'm quite confused by everything.
Also I have coke.

So like, fuck everything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# fuck everything
FUCK EVERYTHING FASTER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# HIS FAST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# DAT FAST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
JESUS WOULD DO THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
#
'jealouses'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Happier than a 4-assed chicken, thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# That's some ass.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# HIS ASS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:17, archived)
# MY ASS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# Happier than a 2-assed chicken
but not as happy as a three-bummed one

But on the chicken-buttocks/happiness scale, that's not bad... not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:19, archived)
# at the copa,
copa cloaca
the hottest spot north of Chicaqua
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Her name was cluckcluck
She liked to rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# They need a stinkin' badger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Pfffft!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Brave new art style for Dreamworks. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# We'll never get past the Cameron porn block
with four buttocked chickens on /board.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# We can bum our way past the porn block!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Evening Butters, nice multiple chicken arse btw
good to see you on the board again .
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
# glad to be back
Would have been around more the last year or so, but I had a shit-tonne of time-consuming animation to get through. Good news is I'm unemployed and directionless for the time being, so I'll stick around for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:08, archived)
# fuck off
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# ^ humour
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# shan't!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# should
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:30, archived)
# could
getting sleepy...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:31, archived)
# wood
in the eyes, not around the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# How many arses
Does that chicken have?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# one for every day of the week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:18, archived)
# That would make perfect sense.
Why did I not think of this when creating man?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:25, archived)
# It's what happens when you only got a week to rush it, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 0:41, archived)
# Needs more Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I love the bloke complaining about his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:56, archived)