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# The ancient Egyptians worshipped cats, you know.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# they also shoved crocodile shit up their ladybits as birth control
i think it's safe to say they weren't playing with a full deck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Have you tried it?
It might work.

It would certainly put most men off.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:00, archived)
# i wouldn't want to ask the crocodile for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Their spaghetti of family trees would make even the most vigorous redneck explain his ire to his wife/sister/mother.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# breeding for purity of the royal line, innit?
that and genetic abnormalities
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)