they also shoved crocodile shit up their ladybits as birth control
i think it's safe to say they weren't playing with a full deck
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Have you tried it?
It might work.
It would certainly put most men off.
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i wouldn't want to ask the crocodile for it
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Their spaghetti of family trees would make even the most vigorous redneck explain his ire to his wife/sister/mother.
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breeding for purity of the royal line, innit?
that and genetic abnormalities
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