nokia?
The back of the toilet door?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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Square root it.
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DolphinWhipperer,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:00,
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k
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:05,
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Subtract the age you were when you first grazed your knee (the material upon which you grazed it is of no concern)
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DolphinWhipperer,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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this is getting tough now
this better be worth it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13,
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Not long to go
With the number you currently have, multiply it by the number of petals on the peonies in the National Botanical Garden of Wales' Autumn Exhibition brochure.
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DolphinWhipperer,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:17,
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is it 6?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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Talk about jumping the gun.
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DolphinWhipperer,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:38,
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well today is already better than yesterday
that started with stepping barefoot on cat shit.
went right in between me toes...
sodding cat.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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Mmmm, yum.
I bet you didn't manage to get it all out from under your toenails. And it's festering there now.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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i chopped my toes off with some hedge trimmers just to be sure.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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