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# Obama was reincarnated as a chair in the future, and sent back in time just for this special moment.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:24, archived)
# b3ta is so blessed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I wonder what he did to come back as a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# good work culminating in enlightenment
probably.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I'd rather come back as a beanbag
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# I'm coming back as an ice cream cone, so I can be licked to death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# who does the licking?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# A fat, hungry woman.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# that's the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Oh, I was reserving my choices to seating appliances.
If I had a choice beyond seating appliances but limited to the realm of the inanimate I would plump for coming back as one of those teeth braces with the plastic lump that goes at the roof of the mouth. Not only do you get a whole host of lodged food to sup on but get to make the wearer sound well silly.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:43, archived)
# a retainer?
orthodontists are evil.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# all those little polystyrene bits? ew!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)
# He practiced being on all fours.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# for all our sins
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Speak for yourself...I am self-righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# If I came back as a set of book-ends.
I'd be shelf-righteous.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# ^ this is comedy right here folks!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:54, archived)
# I just think he's shelfish. Like an oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:12, archived)
# (prawn fail)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# *trademarks and copyrights*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Don't touch my b3ta !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:36, archived)
# mwha ha ha
(in a gently benevolent stylee)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:41, archived)
# 311 got the boom y'all
Omofaha Stylee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:47, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Karmic punishment for farting on people.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
# I was thinking it was punishment for the peace prize
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:32, archived)