You're not obliged to empathise with satellite members of your family, but people do seem to like it if you feign concern and resist shouting 'Good!' whenever their name's mentioned.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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i didn't shout "good!"
i just fail to see why they think i should give a shit about an obnoxious squaddie i've met the sum total of 3 times, just because he's banging my cousin, who i also can't stand
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05,
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He's out of a coma now right?
In which case, you've got no reason to care anymore anyway, he's fine and will be back to harassing cars on his pushbike in double quick time.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:54,
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