
well, if we don't try we may as well disable the safety of a microwave oven so it can work with the door open and stick our heads in.
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Sat 17 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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That's a bit drastic.
What if nobody informs the local authorities afterwards?
and it's like "I'm just going to pop a frozen meal in the microwave" "ok, that's great" and you ignore the BURNT HEAD that's just in there ROTATING and then *ping* LUNCHTIME! and it's never discussed.
That's what'd happen.
It'd be political correctness gone mad!
Edit: I just had an ice cream, I want another one, also there is some kind of whistling noise outside PROBABLY ALIENS
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Sun 18 Aug 2013, 0:02,
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What if nobody informs the local authorities afterwards?
and it's like "I'm just going to pop a frozen meal in the microwave" "ok, that's great" and you ignore the BURNT HEAD that's just in there ROTATING and then *ping* LUNCHTIME! and it's never discussed.
That's what'd happen.
It'd be political correctness gone mad!
Edit: I just had an ice cream, I want another one, also there is some kind of whistling noise outside PROBABLY ALIENS