doesn't surprise me
i'm spending 5 days at my sister' house, looking after her delightful dogs. sadly, she's learned from experience and taken all the booze with her.( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:05, archived)
There's only one thing to do.
Brew prison moon-shine in her bathtub.( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:09, archived)
It'll add flavour.
Or man up and whore's bath it out for a week.( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, archived)
not a chance
i've only got a shower, i've been looking forward to a nice long soak!( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, archived)
Alcohol or personal hygiene, smash. You need to make a decision.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:19, archived)
Clearly the work of a benevolent God.
But you'll be faced with the same choice in 20 minutes.( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)