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# He's on the balcony (brown blur).
Each one's size represents their popularity on b3ta.
That's why I'm not in it.
Check out mediocre...almost as popular as Standy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:55, archived)
# he invented tall hair as an attempt at fame and glory
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I know all his secret inventions.
His tall hair is acquired through months of conditioning with donkey spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# You'd think with hair like that Mediocre would be everyone's favourite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# He smells like donkey spunk though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# in many parts of Europe that's considered the smell of success
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)