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# But you look so fetching in that nipplebelt.
'Ning The LOVELY Golden Bummed Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:28, archived)
# GO AWAY RACIST
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Woah, what now?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 8:49, archived)
# your comment suggests that you are referring to the colour of her skin in a stereotype racist way.
You could obviously be suggesting she literally has a bottom made of gold, but it's easy to see why she accused you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:34, archived)
# :(
But, but, I WORSHIP her* Golden Bum.
May it's softly glowing radience shine upon us all.
*her Ding's
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Is "Golden Bum" the sequel to "Goldfinger"?
Was originally going to say "Goldmember", but eww.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 9:48, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
GoldenBum (2013) Dir Gore Penguinski.
Starring:
Daniel Craig: James Bond 007
Lucy Liu: Empress Ding
Minase Yashiro: Ding's Sidekick Moggy
Donald Pleasence: stuj High Priest of The Church Of The Holy Golden Bum Of Ding and Generalissimo Of The Penguin Legion.
Plot Summary:
Bond must save the world from the insane whims of Incoherent Goddess Ding and her Holy Golden Bum. He gets killed by penguins riding attack KittyCopters. stuj's penguin legion declare Ding EMPRESS OF ALL and HIGHEST GOLDEN BUMMED GODDESS on Earth and cede absolute control of the SECRET MOON-NAZI VOLCANO BASE and planet killing space battleship The Aurelian Buttocks to moggy.
And so a new reign of terror begins.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 1 Sep 2013, 10:15, archived)