He has hypertrichosis and has been shaving off all the face hair, revealing blue skin underneathunfortunately in the course of shaving the rest of his body the trimmer has become painfully entangled.
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Mon 9 Sep 2013, 3:03,
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I read entangled as engorged.
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Mon 9 Sep 2013, 3:55,
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