It's a toss up between 1 and 3 for me. Number 2 only has 1 hole.
Number 4 is just a toss machine :D
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Frogbeat,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:08,
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Number 2's
eyes might unscrew...
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:15,
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Oooooo
OK I want number 2 then. Money back guarantee?
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Frogbeat,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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Sorry
"bought as seen"
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:18,
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Might I refer you to the graphic novel "The Pro" by Garth Ennis
In particular, the chapter "The Pro meets The Ho"? This deals with just such a situation.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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Just read
the Wiki description, part of which:
"the Ho explained... all she ever wanted to do was work with small animals as a veterinarian"
Made me guffaw!
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:40,
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