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# There used to be a kid in my senior school who had the nickname 'burned hair'
because his hair looked burned, because it was kind of weirdly frizzled.
Thinking about it now, I reckon 'weirdly frizzled' would have been a better nickname.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 6:05, archived)
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There was a kid in our school called Johnny and we'd always tell him his hair was on fire because one april fools day someone told him his hair was on fire and he checked in a mirror.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 7:54, archived)
# Kids are brutal
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 8:21, archived)
# I know a fellow nicknamed Cheese Arm.
As a young boy he fell off his bike into some cow dung. He wiped the dung off with some leaves, sniffed his arm and said it smelled like cheese. 30 years later everybody except his family still refer to him as Cheese Arm. If you're ever in Abercynon ask anybody about Cheese Arm.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I knew this kid who had a scar on his lip, so everyone called him 'Cuntlip'.
(, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 13:49, archived)