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# it's time they got a lick o' the cat!
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:42, archived)
# You entice me with your words, maiden!
Coincidentally, I just witnessed a girl chasing her cat around some traffic lights outside my flat as I came home.
"It's okay, she's thick. I'm going to call my boyfriend."
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:47, archived)
# i saw judge dredd in the shopping centre today
took a minute before i worked out he was a security guard from the bank with a helmet and visor on
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# That's what he *told* you...
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:57, archived)
# bugger!
and now i'm off for girly night
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:02, archived)
# I'd like to watch them kiss the Captain's daughter.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:48, archived)
# kirk, birdseye or scarlet?
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Caveman.
Obviously.
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# of course
i should have known
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I verily lost my luncheon thence
(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 18:26, archived)