I'm going start making restaurant bookings under the name 'Justin Hoffman'Just to see the look of disappointment on the maître d's face.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:16,
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I already do that under the moniker "Dustin Lee Collins".I'm regularly lambasted.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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