I heard that reality was just a lie we told to chickens
to make them lay eggs.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 11:32,
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Au contraire.
Reality is a lie we tell ourselves to explain the apparent, yet counter-logical, existence of chickens.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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