Personally, I don't repair cakes
I only damage them
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:50,
archived)
Hither came Mediocre the Cakeslayer, black-haired, sullen-eyed, fork in hand.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:20,
archived)