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[challenge entry] Elementary

From the The Hollywood Internet challenge. See all 140 entries (closed)

(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# I can picture him having a smug blog with muzak, and him ordering drugs online
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# can also imagine him on twitter
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Solved aristocratic murder. Lestrade somewhat put out. woke up @GleneaglesRailwayStation #offmytits
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
# i liked the episode where watson got sick of him being a smug know-all cunt
and rammed his deerstalker right up his shitter
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
#
*witty remark involving the phrase 'a lemon entry' here*
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)
# pff!
missed a trick there
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:22, archived)
# it would have been a stinger
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:30, archived)
# especially after a curry
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 18:32, archived)
# Pffft!
*Empties persian slipper into pipe* "Rather puts me in mind of a review of Melbourne House's game".
"We also discovered the odd bug in the program. At one point a previously impeccably polite cabbie said "You bloody snob. Don't ever try to get into my cab again", whereupon the program printed out a long list of locations, and promptly crashed. On the other hand, probably deliberately, when night fell and we suggested to Watson that he go to sleep, the faithful old coot replied: "Brilliant, Holmes". He even tried to climb into Holmes' armchair when Holmes was sitting in it. Conan Doyle would have turned in his grave."
(, Sat 2 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)