I would link you to David Dees' story of having his bike nicked, but Mon****o had it removed from the internet along with everything he's ever written :'(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:51,
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THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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