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# I believe Korfball is pronouced 'Netball'.....Net-ball. Say it with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Netball should be the name for football
It is, after all, the goal of football to get the ball in the net.
But then, if football is named after the part of your body you strike the ball with, maybe netball should be called handball.
*Saturday confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# i call them all shit
and watch the snooker instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:50, archived)
# You mean holeball?
Dammit, now I haven't got a name for golf
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# don't be silly, snooker is pocketball!
holeball is still golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Golf could be club-ball, of course
(There's a whole Two Ronnies sketch just waiting to be written here...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# golf is a good walk ruined
(and i've got the glasses, have you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Since last year I now have glasses
*starts writing script*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# which one of us gets to be the midget?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# S'ok
I'll just shuffle along on my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# that means i'm the fat dead one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# But that does mean you also get to play Fletcher and Arkwright
I just get to be Timothy in Sorry. But the theme tune makes up for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJQ-ZircSO0
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# ha! haven't seen sorry in years!
bloody hell, better get home and get ready for this party!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Ta-ra!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)