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(1.618..., Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:40, archived)
# *filenames*
io4zfu5q ? I'm stumped
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Being stumped is the secret !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:59, archived)
# The secret of good comedy...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Is this a Kaufman reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
# ....could be a hoax Kaufman reference though
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Chris Hawkins pronounced his surname as 'Korfman' on t'radio last week
I was always saying 'Kowfman'. BUT WHICH IS RIGHT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# according to john leguizamo, it's "kowfman"
but that may just be on land of the dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I'm going with Kowf then
Korf just makes me think of korfball
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# dammit, i want to watch land of the dead now
then super mario brothers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Too bad, you've just got Cutthroat Island on Film4
or Kindergarten Cop on ITV2. Choose wisely.
EDIT: Or The Empire Strikes Back on ITV1 in five minutes. Good ol' Viewfilm website.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i've got land of the dead on dvd
haven't got mario, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# I believe Korfball is pronouced 'Netball'.....Net-ball. Say it with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Netball should be the name for football
It is, after all, the goal of football to get the ball in the net.
But then, if football is named after the part of your body you strike the ball with, maybe netball should be called handball.
*Saturday confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# i call them all shit
and watch the snooker instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:50, archived)
# You mean holeball?
Dammit, now I haven't got a name for golf
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:52, archived)
# don't be silly, snooker is pocketball!
holeball is still golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Golf could be club-ball, of course
(There's a whole Two Ronnies sketch just waiting to be written here...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
# golf is a good walk ruined
(and i've got the glasses, have you?)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Since last year I now have glasses
*starts writing script*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# which one of us gets to be the midget?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# S'ok
I'll just shuffle along on my knees.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# that means i'm the fat dead one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# But that does mean you also get to play Fletcher and Arkwright
I just get to be Timothy in Sorry. But the theme tune makes up for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJQ-ZircSO0
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# ha! haven't seen sorry in years!
bloody hell, better get home and get ready for this party!
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Ta-ra!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# You'll have to ask him should he return.
I always said Koffman.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# A third option??
I like Koff, it's like a compromise between the other two. I may change my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# luvly
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:10, archived)