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# BAR-HUMBUG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# ignore the fact I repleied t othe wrong thread first
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:57, archived)
# are you drunk, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:03, archived)
# nope
My brain is naturally pickled
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:10, archived)
# ha!
someone's just been the toilet here, it smells like a dead camel now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# are you down the pub?
pubs always smell like ass n puke nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# no
my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# well put ur internet down n talk to ur parents
*unless ur in the crappa making camel smells :P



edit: unless they're not in of course - then carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# we get on much better by ignoring each other
until one of them wants a cup of tea or a foot massage or something from the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# fair dinkum
ask them how they are from me - and what should I buy myself for xmas from them?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# they said they're fine
and you should get a jar of pickled eggs and a taxidermied ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# I've got the eggs, hmm a ferret
I would like a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:20, archived)