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[challenge entry] MERRY CHRISTMAS, CUNTS!

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:21, archived)
# MERRY CUNT, CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:24, archived)
# i'm sure there's lots of people who'd like a merry cunt in their stockings this year
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Cerry Muntmas Chris
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Meri adoc, Brandybuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:34, archived)
# BAR-HUMBUG!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:49, archived)
# ignore the fact I repleied t othe wrong thread first
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 17:57, archived)
# are you drunk, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:03, archived)
# nope
My brain is naturally pickled
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:10, archived)
# ha!
someone's just been the toilet here, it smells like a dead camel now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
# are you down the pub?
pubs always smell like ass n puke nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# no
my parents' house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# well put ur internet down n talk to ur parents
*unless ur in the crappa making camel smells :P



edit: unless they're not in of course - then carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# we get on much better by ignoring each other
until one of them wants a cup of tea or a foot massage or something from the chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:25, archived)
# fair dinkum
ask them how they are from me - and what should I buy myself for xmas from them?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:31, archived)
# they said they're fine
and you should get a jar of pickled eggs and a taxidermied ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 18:33, archived)
# I've got the eggs, hmm a ferret
I would like a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 20:20, archived)