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[challenge entry] It looks like you're over-stretching a Black Mirror episode

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
Looking forward to seeing 'Her'…

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
# TIP: You can go to the toilet during any
bit in the middle and are unlikely to miss any major plot points.

(It is good, but would have been better at under 90 minutes.)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
# 126 minutes...
Hmmm…
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:37, archived)
# "It is good, but would have been better at under 90 minutes."
Sums up pretty much every fucking film I've seen in the past few years.

What the fuck happened to editors?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I tend to think 87 minutes is the optimum time.
It's the same with sitcoms - extended episodes don't work. Stick to 26 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 14:43, archived)
# Yeah, pretty much
There are a few films that I will accept need more than 90 minutes - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, for example - but watching The Wolf of Wall Street recently I was practically screaming at the screen for him to get caught and for it to just be over. Not even the gratuitous nudity was enough to sustain that level of interest for that long. As for American Hustle, it didn't even have any gratuitous nudity, it was just stupidly overlong.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)
# this seems to be some form of romantic film
which means i haven't seen it. i'm assuming your post is funny, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
# It's like a romantic Demon Seed.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
# see, using the word "romantic" is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
# ^that
it's a romcom with a serial killer I believe
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:49, archived)
# serial killer, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
# yes
we have feelings too you know
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:02, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
#
hahaha
(JELLYWOBBLER, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)