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# One open mic night too many.

Don
Beard Complex
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
# There is a shortage of musical instruments for people who can't play musical instruments and want to look like they are too cool to bother learn how to play musical instruments.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
# *thomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
#
Did you just thomp his cajones?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
# *maracas*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
# for when bongos aren't quite shit enough...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
# shaker eggs in the wrong hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
# I don't mind the instrument itself
it's just when there are two people playing them at the same time, along with a djembe player, none of whom have any rhythm or musicality.

It sounded like a cajon being thrown down a flight of stairs made from cajons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# thompthompthompthothmpo
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# You are implyng
some kind of regular rhythm there.

That would at least be a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
# I'm guessing you had something in mind along the lines of
Thom..Omthmop,omp...thomp/pomth
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# There used to be a bongo busker in Glasgow who was so bad that my legs would forget how to go left right left right as I walked past.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# There always used to be a jakey playing spoons at the top of Buchannan street.
I think he had figured out the bare minimum of effort required to be considered a busker and not a vagrant. And make enough pennies to buy another bottle of brasso.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# brasso to polish spoons?
mental
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, people soon forgot that Brasso used to have heroin in it.
Like 7UP contained Lithium.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Like when you put ADHD kids in a big cardboard box full of wasps and Skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# Or when you Sellotape a spoon to a Jack Russell's tail and let it loose in a kettle drum.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# not clicking 'i like this' until i know those wasps are alright
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Kids would probably just eat the Skittles, then the wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)