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# for when bongos aren't quite shit enough...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
# shaker eggs in the wrong hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
# I don't mind the instrument itself
it's just when there are two people playing them at the same time, along with a djembe player, none of whom have any rhythm or musicality.

It sounded like a cajon being thrown down a flight of stairs made from cajons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# thompthompthompthothmpo
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, archived)
# You are implyng
some kind of regular rhythm there.

That would at least be a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
# I'm guessing you had something in mind along the lines of
Thom..Omthmop,omp...thomp/pomth
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
# There used to be a bongo busker in Glasgow who was so bad that my legs would forget how to go left right left right as I walked past.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:05, archived)
# There always used to be a jakey playing spoons at the top of Buchannan street.
I think he had figured out the bare minimum of effort required to be considered a busker and not a vagrant. And make enough pennies to buy another bottle of brasso.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
# brasso to polish spoons?
mental
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, people soon forgot that Brasso used to have heroin in it.
Like 7UP contained Lithium.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Like when you put ADHD kids in a big cardboard box full of wasps and Skittles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, archived)
# Or when you Sellotape a spoon to a Jack Russell's tail and let it loose in a kettle drum.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# not clicking 'i like this' until i know those wasps are alright
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Kids would probably just eat the Skittles, then the wasps.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:27, archived)