How about a Slow Loris?Sadly, that's not an invitation.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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never triedmy neighbour's cat is terrified of me, which i count as a win
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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