*spots potential customer*
'would sir be looking to purchase a 1/2 price limited edition cuckoo clock?'

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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 26 Mar 2014, 17:29,
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*weeps at blatant bullying*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 26 Mar 2014, 18:07,
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