I love First Capital Connect
They charge me a fortune to travel from Cambridge to London on stinking trains with sagging chairs discoloured with the discharge of decades of the dubious.
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boris the spider,
Sun 4 May 2014, 0:29,
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There's a first class?
I thought it was povvo class all the way.
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Sun 4 May 2014, 11:22,
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First Class is ace
It's the same as Second Class but with a grease-stained handkerchief draped over the back of the chair.
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boris the spider,
Sun 4 May 2014, 16:12,
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