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# That would have been a dead cert for the newsletter...
..go on. Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)
# i do know
where there's a nunnery, but there is no ice at the moment. perhaps i could just grease their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)
# or grease their driveway.
or make a big sheet of ice and put it outside their front door.

or drop a sack of marbles there.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)
# or dress
up as jesus and command them to moonwalk.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# even funnier.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# I'm thinking of making a TV show, myself.
Attempting to answer stupid questions like "if you drop a 2p from the top of the Eiffel Tower, will it crack someone's head open?" and similar things.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)