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[challenge entry] Mother Superior just needed a little more practice...

...and she'd have the moonwalk nailed.

From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)
# hehe
that's class! good to see you 'shopping again :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha! you utter mentalist!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:29, archived)
# being called "mentalist" by spacefish...
...is a profound compliment! Thanky!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# that is
ace. and i wanted to add to the edinburgh contingent.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Indeedy......
... YAY...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)
# but fortunately
trash isn't here. the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)
# haven't seen that fucker for while.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Hmmmm....
.. was online earlier. I expect he is relaxing in a gentleman's way.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:42, archived)
# in a big leather armchair...
...smoking a pipe and wearing a velvet jacket.

With his cock hanging out.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)
# oooh...
i saw him from a taxi yesterday...
*fact*
acually it might not be a fact as i've only met him once and he was at the other end of the table... oh and i shopped him into a monkey once... but i'm pretty sure it was...
and fab piccy btw :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)
# what's so bad
about him?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)
# we love him. He's just the foulest man we've ever met.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)
# by a long long way
he's the only person i know that you should never ask to bring a glass of piss back from the toilet because he will actually do it. ah, good times...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:46, archived)
# go
and fuck yourself. prick.
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:48, archived)
# haha ha
yaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 21:03, archived)
# hahahahah
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# That
is truly fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Y'know I thought I'd die without ever seeing a Moonwalking nun - you've saved my life.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)
# so did i.
so i pushed a few nuns onto some ice. this is not true.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:33, archived)
# It's a pity.
If it was, you could have videod it and made us all laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)
# That would have been a dead cert for the newsletter...
..go on. Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:37, archived)
# i do know
where there's a nunnery, but there is no ice at the moment. perhaps i could just grease their shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)
# or grease their driveway.
or make a big sheet of ice and put it outside their front door.

or drop a sack of marbles there.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)
# or dress
up as jesus and command them to moonwalk.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# even funnier.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# I'm thinking of making a TV show, myself.
Attempting to answer stupid questions like "if you drop a 2p from the top of the Eiffel Tower, will it crack someone's head open?" and similar things.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)
# that
is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)
# niiiice
:D
(rebonuk, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:32, archived)
# totally
bitching
(Squid Bunty, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Needs a new hip.
Original.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 27 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)