Ahahaha!
I went for the misinterpretation angle:

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 16 May 2014, 17:36,
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Ha!
Sharp as a carp.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz,
Fri 16 May 2014, 18:37,
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you know what they say...
a Carp-A-Diem keeps the, uhhh... fuck, i dunno
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 May 2014, 2:36,
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