If only they could get a 30 000 X zoom lensThey could snap celebs on the beach without having to leave their desks where they're busy copying fundamentalist paedo health scare stories off the internet whilst listening in on other people's phone messages.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 19 May 2014, 17:48,
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They dont need 30,000 lens now....just a drone quadcopter (£200 on ebay)
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 19 May 2014, 18:02,
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Disguised as a dead cat, it can sneak up right close
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 May 2014, 18:06,
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Those things are a danger to your fingers!
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2014, 18:47,
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