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# You might see me holding my nuts in tomorrows papers! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, archived)
# that tooth must have been a bugger to come out
look forward to reading about the extraction in vivid detail
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
Dave TV channel asked me to carve 5 friggin brazil nuts. HATE the things now
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Nice...
but why Duke Nukem?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# hahahaha
He's the new England mascot
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Now
THAT would make me watch :)

I jest though, I know its really one of the bottom inspectors...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# cool
congrats too
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Fanny-tastic. Are they doing a repeat of 'Nuts in May' then?
I've got a bit of a commiss. from the Grauniad meself. More later if they do anything with it.

Funny how the papers have to bung money at people who have no interest in football themselves to get anything creative done.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Stunning work mate, lovely job
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Cheers mate
they made me go stir crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14, archived)
# Wowzers. That's a bit special.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Lovely Woo Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Careful now - nearly undermined the very fabric of reality...
Thankfully rescued this from the carnage of my b3tards account. 4eva etc.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Is it David Lynch?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# haha
it is too
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Brazil-iant :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic!
he looks quite angry at something...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Quite Quintessentially uniQue
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# you, sir, have majestic nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33, archived)
# It's already all over the place - Top work
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Terrible news though - it made it into the Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# DIRTY MUSLIM BRAZILIAN TERRORIST PAEDOS TRIGGER ALLERGIES IN OUR SCHOOLS, DRIVING HOUSE PRICES UP OR DOWN AND MAKING EMMA WATSON LOOK A BIG GIRL NOW IN HER SKIMPY SWIMSUIT AS REVEALED IN OUR 20,000X TELEPHOTO EXCLUSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:11, archived)
# If only they could get a 30 000 X zoom lens
They could snap celebs on the beach without having to leave their desks where they're busy copying fundamentalist paedo health scare stories off the internet whilst listening in on other people's phone messages.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 May 2014, 17:48, archived)
# They dont need 30,000 lens now....just a drone quadcopter (£200 on ebay)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Disguised as a dead cat, it can sneak up right close
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Those things are a danger to your fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Woo and Yay!!
Is that golden nut himself?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2014, 17:07, archived)