Woo!
If it shrinks in the wash, you can just pretend that eating it has made the washing machine get bigger.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:47,
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hahaha
washing isn't a problem. if you hang them out to dry, though, they will stretch!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Jun 2014, 15:53,
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pffft!
Then run around the house with a racoon's tail on
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 2 Jun 2014, 23:31,
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