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[challenge entry] Yay

From the Smash Hits challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)

(DolphinWhipperer, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 23:35, archived)
# "If that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bloody arm!"
(c) Billy Connolly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 23:49, archived)
# + back when he was just an unfunny cunt.
As opposed to an unfunny cunt with his head up the Queen's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 3 Jun 2014, 23:57, archived)
# No one has any good meeting the queen anecdotes
It's always 'I met the queen'. And? 'Seemed alright'.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 0:07, archived)
# Not even Michael Fagan?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 4 Jun 2014, 7:44, archived)
# or Prince Philip
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:14, archived)
# He knows the Queen?
He kept that quiet. Oh, wait. Yeah, I think he might have mentioned it. Every fucking time he walks past another human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:52, archived)