Ecch.Every day little Johnny would bring the teacher a little paper bag and leave it on the desk, and every day the teacher would open the bag and find it full of chocolate covered raisins which she would share with the other teachers at lunchtime. One day, little Johnny didn't leave a little paper bag on the teachers desk. The teacher asked Johnny why he hadn't left a paper bag of chocolate covered raisins for her that day, to which Johnny replied; 'My rabbit died, miss'.
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