If you feed a chicken 35 other chickens during its lifetime and then eat it you get all those other chickens inside you by proxy
great way to bulk up
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:43,
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if you've got a scrawny chicken and it's being bullied and pecked by other chickens
dye it purple, and they'll leave it alone.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:19,
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If you shove that last chicken into a duck and then force THAT into a turkey it's called a 35 Chicken Turd.
Sorry, 35 Chicken Turducken.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:46,
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WHY DID THE 35 CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD
TO BULK UP
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:51,
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