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# My new HP server rack turned up with a ballast kit
As if would fall over. Like to share.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
# I had a rackmounted UPS arrive with one. I guess some folks like to set their servers and stuff on the floor vertically.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# So vertical they will drop through the floor and end up in Australia
I like it when we talk ballast kits.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
# ...but then the hard drives start spinning in the opposite direction, and demonic data spews forth from the network interfaces
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 2:00, archived)
# I kind of prefer it that way to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 4:18, archived)
# I thought HP made sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
# HP Sauce came out of my bumhole when I tried to pick it up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
# You're not trying to use a server as a condiment again, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 0:32, archived)