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[challenge entry] 'our turn to cook now, small!'
i know they're still alive,but fingers crossed, eh?

From the Dead Celebs challenge. See all 40 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# Give us a clue, I'm not up on my tv chefferies
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
# big cook little cook
do none of you have kids/nephews/nieces?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Nope luckily the little shits all grown up now
ta btw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:10, archived)
# looked after my nephews yesterday
they love that shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:13, archived)
# Hope you made them cook for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:14, archived)
# first time i've seen them
since i got out of hospital, so we went to macdonald's instead. i did get them to watch eight-legged freaks, which they loved :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Great to see your inimitable Paint style again Smash!
Thing is, I haven't got a clue what's going on here.

Big Urn Spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
# big cook little cook
irritating kid's cookery show with a miniaturised chef
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Luckily I don't have an irritating kid.
Or any kids for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:20, archived)
# me neither
but i'm a very popular auntie/godmother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
# As a godfather of three little ones, I can relate
but I never actually watch the stuff they want to see, it's too depressing
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
# i usually put cbeebies on while the dinner's doing
then they can pick a film to watch while we eat. had to put my foot down when they wanted to watch the dotd remake, they're only 6
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
# It's not the same stuff on here in Sweden but they're used to finding anything they wish on netflix
It's quite impressive how they easily soak up any tech stuff and make it everyday. The two older sisters are 7 and 8 and will help their younger sister (4) download some horrible stuff about shoddily dubbed magical talking horses.
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:53, archived)
# they don't have a computer
my sister likes them to do after school activities like taekwondo and such, then get an early night. she takes them to the cinema or for picnics and visits to the natural history museum to see dinosaurs at weekends :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
# A film to watch WHILE YOU EAT?
What kind of slovenly household are you running?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# the kind where
i want them to stfu for an hour and a half, so i can clean up the mess they've left from making cakes/painting pictures/making modelling clay hedgehogs/plotting world domination/whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:19, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 18:52, archived)