You may mock, but I bet it hasn't happened to you.
I went in last week and there was a cubicle-sized hole where my desk and PC used to be. Overnight, some random Iraqistanian had come in and removed the whole fucking lot. There was a gap in the payroll system too where my name was.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:43,
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I blame the benefits, scrounging over here with their fake marriages
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 29 Sep 2014, 19:56,
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This one time, a DLA broke into my car.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 29 Sep 2014, 20:09,
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