reminds of a dude
who hit a roe deer close to xmas
so he called 112
"i've hit a reindeer"
"oh dear, did anything happen to santa?"
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Kaiser,
Fri 21 Nov 2014, 9:52,
archived)
Oof, that's gotta hurt.
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kombu dashi,
Fri 21 Nov 2014, 15:36,
archived)