This could be an advent calendar with a vial of jizzum in varying states of decay behind each door.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 30 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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I was with that idea all the way to jizzum. Nothing's perfect.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 30 Nov 2014, 20:34,
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